15th December
Dear Diary,
I ate my porridge in the shower this morning! I balanced the bowl on the side of the sink and just leaned out of the water for a mouthful as and when required. It felt a bit wrong to eat in the bathroom but you know, when needs must and all that. Considering that we have been doing the school run for the best part of 8 years it never fails to amaze me that we don’t have this routine perfected, where does the time go? Every morning I feel like some sort of angry army sergeant barking orders at the top of my voice, I suppose the difference being that soldiers actually listen and follow the orders without arguing, hysterics or losing their shoes.
This morning I had a choice; shower and wash my hair or eat breakfast, I stood in the kitchen staring at the clock feeling panicked. I detest dirty hair but on the other hand I don’t cope well with skipping breakfast, I am one of those people who get hangry (hungry/angry) This morning the voice in my head spoke loud and clear “Duh, take the porridge into the shower” Genius! I left the house for the school run feeling like I was winning at life, that was until Keith did a great big pile of steaming diarrhea that I had to scrape up off the side of the road with a teeny doggy poo bag while dry retching.
It’s been a fortnight of ups and downs, I am feeling utterly exhausted again I can’t drag myself out of bed at 6am for my exercise and meditation, I feel bad because I love that bit of me time and sacrificing it to the snooze button is such a waste of time, not to mention I am missing out on the things I know are good for me. I considered buying the book the 5am club last week ‘how to elevate your life and achieve great things by getting up earlier’ I do like the idea of an extra hour in the day; if not the reality of what it costs to gain it. Perhaps this tiredness is my bodies way of protesting, telling me it doesn’t fancy getting up at 5 and not to be so bloody mad, after all if I struggle with getting up at 6am then 5am will be purgatory. Perhaps I will wait until after Christmas and see how I feel then, that seems to be my go to excuse for everything right now.
After my problem solving abilities stepped up a gear this morning I felt inspired to be a bit proactive about life when I got back from dropping the kids off so I transferred my dentist and chiropractor appointments to google calendar and set reminders for myself. I can’t stop losing real life diaries or forgetting to look at them so perhaps an online one that harasses me via my mobile will work better for me. Amazing how good it feels to block out time on a nice big computer screen and have that transferred to my phone. Now I am sat here unsure whether to be pleased with myself or concerned that I am at an age where I find populating calendars so satisfying. Ah what the hell, I am sure there are people out there that are weirder than me, now what colour shall I assign these appointments?